Osama bin Laden in Hell

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by squidwardqtentacles (I just keep on posting!) on Tuesday, 05-Apr-2011 17:37:09

Osama bin Laden is lead thru the gates of Hell by Satan. Satan explains that for whichever task Osama chooses for his life here, an inmate must be set free.

So Satan takes Osama to a quarry where an inmate is breaking rock. "Can you do this?" OBL "No I hurt my shoulder."

He's lead to a lake where an inmate perpetually swims to the bottom in search of treasure to come up empty handed. "Can you do this?" "No I never learned to swim".

So in room #3 is Bill Clinton getting a blow job from Monica Lewinsky. OBL says "Aha I can do this job." To which Satan replies "OK Monica you're free to go."

Post 2 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Tuesday, 05-Apr-2011 17:40:47

Hahaha so who's worse off then? Bill Clinton or Bin Laden?

Post 3 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Tuesday, 05-Apr-2011 18:19:27

I've heard that one before, but still like it.

Post 4 by CrazyCapricorn (I lost my conscience! Anyone seen it?) on Tuesday, 05-Apr-2011 19:52:27

hahaha! Leo, good question. :p

Post 5 by UniqueOne (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Friday, 06-May-2011 8:43:24

Lol! Awesome joke! Gotta tell that one!

Post 6 by BryanP22 (Novice theriminist) on Monday, 26-Sep-2011 23:56:43

LOL. Good one.